A Raza Style New Year’s Celebration

It started off like any other New Year's

celebration. The new band Los Rocking

Jalapenos were jamming down and all of

la gente was arriving. It was now about

9: PM and most of the Raza were having

fun.



Suddenly, there was a hint of danger.

At the door appeared the Tomates along

with their Tomatonas "Alalva, ya llegaron

los locos y locas,"yelled el Cilantro. The

Tomates were all decked out in stylish zoot 

suits and their Tomatas were all wearing hot 

red miniskirts along with sexy lace pantyhose,

and their cute little chola hats.



Then the Papas and their Cachetonas

arrived with the guys wearing their own 

Zoot Suits and their Cachetonas wearing 

very revealing black outfits. The Pepinos

who were working security that night

went to speak with the big Papa. "Listen

Ese, we don't want no trouble around

here is that understood?"



The Big papa stared at them and just smiled. 

The Papa gangstas were all about knocking 

down shots of agave juice and flirting with 

the red hot Tomatonas who loved shaking 

their miniskirts. This made the Cachetonas 

furious with jealousy and that's when all the 

trouble began.



All hell broke loose as the frijoles who

were dead drunk began fighting with

the Papa gangstas. "Oh well, so much for

a peaceful, joyful New Year's celebration,"

said a Pepino to his partner.



Outside the dancehall two Tomatonas

we're adjusting their pantyhose as the

Pepinos lamented all the trouble at the

dance that night. "Boys, will be boys,"

replied one of the Tomatonas as they

boarded a cab for the hottest nightclub,

they could find. " And a Happy New Year

To You," yelled the girls as the cab sped

away!



Moral of the story:

Red Mini Skirts and Booze don't go together!



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