Fight in the Barrio!

Just today, there was a big fistfight

in the barrio over a female. It turned

out that a jalapeno was walking his hot

rucca, who was wearing a tight miniskirt,

to the grocery store. When along, came a

big papa who started whistling at her.

 

The jalapeno then got all jealous, and

went up to the big papa and they started

fighting. The jolly then called in his

cousins the habanero’s and the papa

called in his buddies the frijoles, and

they all started duking it out.

 

About that time, someone put in a call to

911, as the papa, frijoles and chiles

were all now fighting in the store aisle,

among the baked goods. This was not cool,

and the empanadas and pan dulce, ran for

their lives

 

Meanwhile, the jalapeños ‘superhot,’ novia,

was busy flirting with a mango, who promised

her the sun, moon and stars, if she ran away

with him.

 

It was then, that the S.W.A.T., team arrived

to quell the disturbance, just when the chiles

were, getting the upper hand over the frijoles,

and the big papa.

 

“Alalva, ya llego la chota,” said the big papa.

But the chiles didn’t care, they were pissed!

Eventually the law prevailed, and loaded

up the chiles and the frijoles into the paddy

wagon. The big papa, was then transported to

the nearest hospital, as he was pretty banged up,

 

As far as the ‘superhot,’ jalapeno’s rucca? She

was last seen leaving with the mango and

heading off for an exotic beach resort, in

Mexico!

 

Moral of the Story? If you’re a jealous dude

don’t let your jealousy get the best of you!

 

 

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